A woman and her husband were heading out for their anniversary. They were running late and their cab was waiting outside. The woman and her husband were nearly out the door when they remembered they had forgotten to put the dog out so it wouldn't tear up the place while they were out. The woman was waiting in the cab and explained to the cab driver her husband would be out shortly. Not wanting the cabby to know the house would be empty, she told the cabby that her husband went to check on her mother who was staying home. When the husband came out, the cabby asked "everything okay?"
The husband answered: "Ya. First the bitch ran into the basement because she knew I was trying to put her out in the backyard. She then ran upstairs and hid under the bed. I tried to scare her out but she wouldn't budge so I got a broom and poked her until she came out. She then ran behind the couch and peed all over the floor from excitement because she thought I was playing a game. I finally threw some cookies on the floor and she began eating them up off the floor all the way to the back door. I had to push her out and lock up before she ran back in!"
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