OK... this is the wildest kickstarter I think I've ever seen...
Combination Chopsticks, nunchucks, fidget toy, toothpick, straw!
Because if Hollywood has taught me anything, it's that you never know when you'll be chilling in a chinese food joint eating rice with your chopsticks, only to find a martial arts fight has broken out and you didn't remember to bring your nunchucks! And you know you'll need to pick your teeth like a badass when you've kicked everyone else's unarmed asses. And straight up... in the midst of all this badassery... drinking with a paper straw is the real crime.
Combination Chopsticks, nunchucks, fidget toy, toothpick, straw!
Because if Hollywood has taught me anything, it's that you never know when you'll be chilling in a chinese food joint eating rice with your chopsticks, only to find a martial arts fight has broken out and you didn't remember to bring your nunchucks! And you know you'll need to pick your teeth like a badass when you've kicked everyone else's unarmed asses. And straight up... in the midst of all this badassery... drinking with a paper straw is the real crime.